ANNUAL HOLIDAY SHOWS like A Christmas Carol and
The Nutcracker are revenue generators, and as such I can’t
begrudge any arts organization strapping a brace on a nine-year-old’s
leg and calling him Tiny Tim. Gotta keep the ship afloat somehow,
right?

And so it’s December, and Portland Center Stage has found a
particularly adorable gap-toothed urchin to trot onstage and make free
with the blessings. Yes, it’s A Christmas Carol, again. No,
there’s no real reason to see it, unless you’re prone to the bouts of
holiday sentimentality that occasionally befall even the staunchest
cynic (or you have elderly relativesโ€”old people gum this shit up
with a spoon). But holiday-season entertainment decisions are
impervious to the considerations of taste, tone, and general good
judgment that for 11 months of the year keep most people far, far away
from musical revuesโ€”whether you like it or not, odds are a
Christmas show or two is in your future. And it’s undeniable that a
live, staged version of A Christmas Carol feels somehow less
commercial and more in keeping with the season’s lurching sleigh
rides and charred chestnuts than the 3D animated version of same,
currently running at a Regal Cinema near you (which promises characters
nearly as lifelike in their attributes as… actual actors. You see
where I’m going with this).

Portland Center Stage returns to Mead Hunter’s adaptation for the
third consecutive year, but changes in direction (Rose Riordan’s at the
helm) and casting make the production feel… well, “fresh” is too
strong a word, but at least it’s not a carbon copy of last year. The
most noteworthy change is in Ebbe Roe Smith’s portrayal of
Scroogeโ€”his is a far more intelligent performance than the one
given by last year’s mopey lead. Smith sneers his character’s signature
humbugs with truly misanthropic zeal, in an entertainingly cranky
performance that stays just the right side of goofy.

PCS’ big, mushy production can’t really be faultedโ€”sure, some
of the dialogue is muddy, the staging feels cramped, and the Ghost of
Christmas Future is just a guy in a ski maskโ€”but the songs are
heartwarming, the moral lessons are clear, and fake snow falls on the
audience at the end. That’s all anyone really wants for Christmas,
right? And with A Christmas Carol, that’s exactly what you’ll
get.

A Christmas Carol

Portland Center Stage, Gerding Theater at the Armory,
128 NW 11th, 445-3700, Tues-Sun 7:30 pm, Sat-Sun 2 pm, Thurs noon, through Dec 27, pcs.org

Alison Hallett served nobly as the Mercury's arts editor from 2008-2014. Her proud legacy lives on.