But then I read things like this Hollywood Reporter story on E!'s forthcoming reality series Bridalplasty and I fear no more.

I excerpt nothing. Go read the whole amazing thing here.

Okay, two excerpts:

brides-to-be compete in wedding-themed challenges to win extensive surgical procedures

Viewers will witness [the groom's] emotional and possibly shocked reaction as they stand at the altar and he lifts her veil to see her for the first time following her extreme plastic surgery

Whole thing here!