But then I read things like this Hollywood Reporter story on E!’s forthcoming reality series Bridalplasty and I fear no more.
I excerpt nothing. Go read the whole amazing thing here.
Okay, two excerpts:
brides-to-be compete in wedding-themed challenges to win extensive surgical procedures
Viewers will witness [the groom’s] emotional and possibly shocked reaction as they stand at the altar and he lifts her veil to see her for the first time following her extreme plastic surgery
Whole thing here!

we are a race of truly astonishingly stupid beings.
i do despair.
This idea is awful, but potentially hilarious. The groom gets to watch that 22 year old blond pilates fanatic walk down the aisle, lift the veil, and then – SURPRISE! You’re marrying Joan Rivers.
Welcome to Brazil.