In this (dear god, so AMAZING) clip from Parks and Recreation—which they claim is “deleted” even though you’d have to be an idiot to actually delete it—Andy (Chris Pratt) sings a heartrending and very thorough ode to the greatest Jean Claude Van Damme movie of all time, Sudden Death. (It also features an unnecessarily lengthy introduction from P&R‘s Adam Scott who is quickly and justifiably told to shut up.)

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)