As Conan O’Brien has been constantly reminding us, he has a cameo role in the upcoming Syfy movie Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda (Sat, Aug 2, 9 pm)—a role he assumes will bring him the fame and respect he so rightly deserves. And you know… he might be right! Here’s his cameo role in its entirety, and you know what? HE’S ACTUALLY PRETTY AWESOME. Check it out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=//www.youtube.com/embed/X3K-2Zy26QA

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)