Oh, we’re all just so over zombies. We’ve seen so many TV shows and movies about zombies, we think we’ve learned everything there is to know about them—BUT WE’RE WRONG. In the following clip from Family Feud, the question is “Name something you know about zombies”... and while your answer may have automatically been “eats brains,” “shambles,” “flesh decomposes,” your knowledge is only skin deep compared to this contestant, who is CLEARLY America’s #1 and foremost authority on everything “zombie.” WATCH.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
What? Zombies can’t be black? Y’all be racist.
Zombies are Hatian, so she’s kinda correct.