OKAY. Turn the lights down, put on your headphones, expand this video to full screen and watch the new super CREEEEPY American Horror Story: Coven opening credits. Remember it’s about a witches coven in New Orleans—and apparently? It’s also about some kind of weird, reverse Ku Klux Klan, some creepy goat human that lives out in the woods, voodoo dolls, pugs, and… and… is that a kangaroo? I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT IT CREEPS ME THE FAWK OUT!!!

American Horror Story: Coven debuts Wednesday, Oct 9, at 10 pm on FX.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)