Get the Sickest Home Refi Rates from Sage Kotsenburg—LIKE A BOSS!

Wm. Steven HumphreyFebruary 25, 2014 10:14 amJuly 12, 2022 9:23 pm

You know Sage Kotsenburg as the man who won the Winter Olympic gold medal in men’s snowboard slopestyle. But now? You will know him as the wickity-wicki-WACKEST gnarl-master who will SCORE you the freshest, dopest refi on your home mortgage, SON! (Seriously, his spot here on Conan is so funny, I’d buy anything from him.)

Wm. Steven Humphrey

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

One reply on “Get the Sickest Home Refi Rates from Sage Kotsenburg—LIKE A BOSS!”

Babygorilla says:

February 25, 2014 11:41 am at 11:41 am

Seems like a derivative of the Chappelle’s Show Wu-Tang Financial sketch, but not funny.

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