Here’s the way to get 12-year-old girls (and me) to start watching Game of Thrones… do an expert mashup of the show with their fave movie ever, Frozen! (What’s that? You hate mashups? Dude… let it go. Heh.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=//www.youtube.com/embed/nODWF-wQIDk

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)