Because apparently someone demanded it, here is the “Sassy Rick Grimes” costume from Spirit Halloween—and it’s only $49.99. (Though if I’m paying 50 bones, I’d rather be “sexy” than “sassy.”)

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I mean, I like it and all? But if I’m gonna dress up as any sassy Walking Dead character, here’s my sassy choice.

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What can I say? I love a sassy amputee.
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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)