Fox News tried their best to cover “The Rally to Restore Sanity”… but c’mon guys! It’s like chewing aluminum foil!! This Jon Stewart person and that… that… Col… Colbert? Is that his name? WHATEVER! They are NOT real “news people” like the ones at Fox News! They are COMEDIANS! And… and… they say they’re not POLITICAL… but… but… THEY’RE SOOOO POLITICAL! (God help us… there were more attendees there than at Glenn Beck’s! They’re everywhere! They’re surrounding the studio! It’s like The Walking Dead! Except with LIBERAL STALINISTS! I can’t breathe! I CANNOT BREATHE!!!)

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

6 replies on “Hey Fox News Viewers! Did You Hear About that Weird Rally or Whatever?”

  1. People only showed up because Oprah and the Huffington Post dragged them out at gunpoint, plus everyone came for Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow. I mean, that alone is worth 215,000.

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