Not sure how he does it, but Jimmy Fallon has a knack for making the most unoriginal jokes work. Here he is in a clip from last night’s show called, “Mister Romney’s Neighborhood” in which the PBS-hating candidate hosts his own kids’ show—and reveals himself to be the terrible person in the world. (Nice “dog on top of the car” reference, Jimmy!)

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)