American Horror Story—definitely one of my top three current favorite TV shows—is returning this October with a mostly new cast (Jessica Lange’s still there, YAYY!) and a whole new story line (set in an asylum… BRRRR). Here are the first three teasers for it, all of which are horrifying, confusing, and jam crammed with WTF?!?

Here’s teaser #2 “Blue Coat.” WTF?!?

And here’s “Hydrobath.” WTF?!?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y__g2SzWc4U

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)