This Wednesday’s new episode of South Park is called, “Obama Wins!”—soooooooo does that mean they have some insider knowledge that the rest of us don’t? Or does Cartman have a trick or two up his sleeve? For a possible answer check out this quick clip from this Wednesday’s South Park (Comedy Central, 10 pm).

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)