If you’ve ever wanted to take a cruise (you haven’t) with the New Kids on the Block (slightly more interested) and 2,500 screaming adult fans (now totally NOT interested), then… well, you may want to watch this show anyway. It’s called Rock This Boat debuting on the TV Guide Channel later this year, and follows a bunch of super obsessed fans on the aforementioned NKOTB cruise. Watch this, and either be charmed, or have your shaky confidence in humanity shaken even further.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
No…..NO!! I….just….can’t