In case you missed it, here is last night’s oh-so-GLORIOUS finale to The Colbert Report in which Stephen says goodbye to his much beloved character with some help from Santa, Unicorn Abraham Lincoln, Alex Trebek… and like 50 billion celebrities all onstage to sing “We’ll Meet Again.” How many can you identify?

Waitasecond… I think I recognize that guy below the Cookie Monster and beside James Franco!

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)