LISTEN UP, MERCURY EMPLOYEES! Management is getting SICK of you people showing up to work with saggy pants and your underwear hanging out. That’s why we’re taking the advice of the following Memphis middle school principal and instituting “THE URKEL INITIATIVE.” Watch.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

5 replies on ““The Urkel Initiative””

  1. OMF Good God of Feedback and beers in hangovers. These dudes have crossed a line. This is reeeeaallly F. Up. “Old school with new ideas”. Somebody go to his shack of love and confiscate ALL Grandmaster Flash and KRS cassettes. That was insulting.

    I´ve been showing my ass in boxers proudly all over the world for over 19 years now. Y`all can laugh. That video was offensive.

  2. I just told the kids where the fashion came from, “It makes it easy to butt fuck you in prison”. I got a few complaint calls from parents but the kids never wore big pants to school again.

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