Normally, I’m a terrible viewer of the Teen Jeopardy matches, because I just can’t help but scream at the TV. Such as, “WHAT IS ‘THE FATTED CALF’, YOU GODDAMN IDIOTS!!” However, when I watched the following episode? I shut my trap, and shut it fast after watching the marvelous Leonard Cooper in action. CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!

Sorry, Denis. You are no longer my favorite Jeopardy contestant. Hat tips to Marissa!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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  2. I WANTED TO SLAP THE TASTE OUT OF BARRETT’S MOUTH. THAT KID IS ONE FRAT-PARTY-GAY-EXPERIENCE AWAY FROM A COMPLETE EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN.

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