Here’s something we’re just going to have to accept: After debuting with an amazing first season, now American Horror Story‘s teasers are far superior to the actual show. That being said, there’s always hope for AHS‘ new upcoming incarnation called Freak Show… which is about you know what. Here’s the first teaser, and it’s a terrifying home run. WHY CAN’T THE SHOW BE THIS GOOD??! Again, GAAAAAHHH!!
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey