Following his hilarious attack on World Cup fans yesterday, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog returns to insult even MORE nationalities. This time he’s really letting the English, Japanese, and Italians have it! (I’m sorry, but racism is just funnier when it comes from a dog puppet.)

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)