Okay. Which is more terrifying:

Former American Idol judge Steven Tyler “auditioning” for the show in absolutely terrible and offensive drag:


OR, Katie Couric going out on a date with Larry King (when she was 30), wearing a leather miniskirt, and going back to his place afterwards?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4QY5TVqWlTM

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

3 replies on “Which is More Terrifying?”

  1. So if a woman enjoys a nice dinner and *then* brings up our age difference, does that mean I’ve been “Couriced”?

    (This is why I only date Earth Science majors, they realize that our age difference is infinitesimal, geologically.)

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