Internet and universal darling Willow Smith gives her first live TV performance ever on Ellen—and the result? It’s a hair-whippin’ hullabaloo! (Take some Advil before you watch this… your neck’s gonna hurt.)










Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)