I WAS EXCITED to have the opportunity to sit down at the Fish
and Chip Shop and share a plate with an actual British national. What I
didn’t account for were the mushy peas.
My lunch companion, the Mercury‘s resident Englishman Matt
Davis, scooped a neon green spoonful onto his plate. “These are
brilliant,” he said. I looked at him skeptically, gulping down a
forkful of the oddly flavored mush.
He took another greedy bite. “They look like peas, and yet….” He
paused thoughtfully, his fork hovering just in front of his lips, “They
taste more like meat, don’t they?”
Indeed. They had a strange chemical quality, pushing them from the
vegetable realm into someplace more foreign, as if they’d been
preserved in animal fat just before rotting. I took a sip of my
Scottish Irn-Bru; the iron-fortified, cream soda-flavored elixir
commingled with the flavor of the peas. Were they authentic, I
wondered?
“Yes, these are perfect,” Davis said, smiling. “If you don’t like
them, then you just don’t like mushy peas.”
It’s not that I didn’t like them. In fact, I was glad to have
experienced the dish, but I doubt I’ll order it again. However, there
is plenty on the Fish and Chip Shop menu that I would order
again.
The Northeast fish and chip emporiumโ”chippy” if you’re
feeling particularly Angloโis a bit of an anomaly. There are few
places in the city where one can track down such a wide variety of
British novelties. From deep-fried Mars Bars to Lilt soda to battered
bangers, you can enjoy them all beneath the ever-present gaze of “Mikey
the Fish,” whose crayon-colored cartoon visage looks down from every
wall. According to Davis, the atmosphere is just right. All that’s
missing is an up-front fryer and a display case filled with freshly
fried fish. Oh, and tea to drink. “Preferably Earl Grey.”
Five types of fish are available for the Fish and Chip Shop’s
signature dish, each a different experience. The cod is light and flaky
with a delicate flavor, while the haddock is a bit more fatty and
flavorful. Halibut, the popular Northwest bottom dweller, is lean and
meaty, with a fishiness somewhere between the cod and the haddock,
making it my favorite. Red snapper and Dover sole are also offered.
All the selections are sealed in the Fish and Chip Shop’s revelatory
batter, which crackles against the edge of the fork but remains firmly
attached to the fish. This expert frying is best experienced with cod,
the British standard. The crispy batter and light fish create a
surprisingly airy meal considering it’s been submerged in hot oil. The
only thing that could improve the whole thing, according to Davis,
would be to offer whole fish rather than fillets.
The thick accompanying chips (french fries, for the uninitiated) are
equally well prepared. They are lightly fried and not overly crisp,
offering a slight resistance to the bite before revealing a steamy,
baked potato-like interior.
A word of warning: Don’t expect boldness from these traditional fish
and chips. The dish is very much a blank canvas meant to be splashed
according to your whim with various condiments. Malt vinegar, salt, a
mellow tangy tartar sauce, and lemon are all at your table. How you use
them will ultimately determine how much you enjoy your meal.
If you’re looking for more robust flavors on the Fish and Chip Shop
menu, look to the sausage. A Scotch eggโhardboiled egg wrapped in
sausage and friedโis a wonder of British cuisine, and even better
with a slathering of spicy English mustard. As Davis packed away the
rich wedges he explained cheerfully, “It’s not about the egg. The egg
means fuck-all. It’s about the sausage.”
Other sausage dishes include the sausage roll (sausage and puff
pastry), and the battered sausageโa hedonistic porky delight
encased in a crisp fried shell.
That batter gets around, and is used to great effect in the decadent
deep-fried Mars Bars. A super sweet morsel, this batter-crisped fluffy
candy comes with a caramel dipping sauce. It’s best shared, or if
you’re eating with Matt Davis, worth trying before he gobbles it up,
hopefully preventing him from “feeling sick” in the car afterward.
As Davis and I drove back to the office after our lunch on a hot
summer afternoon, he suddenly became nostalgic for the chippies of his
past. He thought wistfully of eating fish and chips in the first chilly
days of fall, feeling the wet English winter coming on. I suspect that
come November, Davis will make the Fish and Chip Shop a regular stop.
Me tooโmushy peas or not.

Oh sweet Jesus… They serve Lilt, IRN-BRU, AND deep fried Mars bars there? I’m goin’…
I’ve ridden by so many times, and this just might be the nudge my handlebars needed to coax me in.
The article calls it “northeast” but the address given is north. Does anyone at the Merc proofread?
No.