Valentines 2024
Welcome to the Mercury’s Valentine Issue!
(Psst… We Adore You!)
The Mercury 2024 Sex Survey Results!
In which we find out HOW Portland does it, WHO they're doing it with, and WHAT items they're using while doing it!
Submit and Read Your FREE Mercury Valentines!
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LAST CHANCE! Take the Mercury's 2024 SEX SURVEY!
It's anonymous, so tell us EVERYTHING! Deadline is TODAY, Friday Feb 23!
Mission Impossible 8: ‘Til Death Do Us Part
No, seriously. How do people make long-term relationships work?
Corbin the Crabby Cupid's Valentimes Valentines!
Print, cut out, and send them to your friends. Or don't... we don't care.
“It’s Over. Check, Please!”
Portland’s Best Restaurants and Bars for Kicking Your Lover to the Curb
I Find My Love Awake
How Paul McCartney's album Ram helped heal a broken heart.
Scroll down, click the valentines below, print the PDF (use the two-sided feature on your printer so they'll be back to back, and set the scale to "fit to printable area"), cut them out, and send them to someone who gives a crap.
Love,
Corbin the Crabby Cupid
Direct link to these valentines here!
