A window at the Mercury office was senselessly broken yesterday immediately following our charity yard sale. So who was the perpetrator? Here are your clues, Blogtown Crime Crackers!
• A robot-shaped punching dummy (which mysteriously went unsold) was directly outside the window.
• A somewhat inebriated Alison Hallett was heard outside telling someone to "PUNCH IT HARDER!! PUNCH IT HARDER!!"
• The sound of shattering glass quickly followed, and when we responded to the noise, we saw the robot dummy rocking back and forth, glass all over the ground, and a REGULAR BLOGTOWN COMMENTER dashing away from the crime. And we were left with a broken window.
CAN YOU GUESS WHO PERPETRATED THIS DASTARDLY CRIME?