Dating is HARD, guys! Especially when the person wants you to do something unreasonable… like yoga, or going outside.
It’s because you do yoga, but I can’t tell you that. See, if we dated and hit it off, then you’d eventually pressure me into doing yoga, and I’m not doing yoga. So then it would become this big thing; a wedge between us because I don’t want to do yoga and you do. I didn’t do yoga before we met, so there’s precedence there, but you won’t understand that, So, I just won’t date you. Same thing for those who do outdoor sports. How can I go out with you?
Other dealbreakers? Eating spaghetti! And petting dogs. And having a landline telephone. And Russians. And having friends named “Tim.” And needing to use the bathroom more than three times per day. And saxophones. And…. (To be continued. Until then drop off your best rant or confession in the I, Anonymous Blog—which is the dealbreaker of all dealbreakers.)
