Blogtown consulting detective Graham passed this along, saying, “So this is the funniest thing I’ve watched all week. I am not joking, and neither is she.” If you care about what the Dutch Gay Spy Orgiers of Winter Wipeout are doing to Lincoln, Nebraska, you’ll watch every hilarious, jaw-dropping second of this.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

Can I PLEASE have whatever drugs she is on?
The guy behind her was cracking me up the entire time she was blathering on with her batshit crazy ideas about what being gay is.
Aww, looks like Bad Horse has a friend!
SHE HAS A FAN CLUB!!! http://crazyblueprotestinglady.blogspot.co…
That’s when the whores come out…
Remind me to register my penis as a deadly weapon.