Dad, it was one thing to get drunk at our annual Christmas parties and run around wearing mom’s bra on the outside of your shirt. It was another thing for you to loudly sing Cher’s “Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves” whenever my cool friends came over. But your poor imitations of a seal? Dad… STOP IT!!! YOU’RE EMBARRASSING ME!!!

Embarrassing, embarrassing Dad.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=161tagSprYg

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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