Why is it that I’m always hearing about hardworking artists struggling to get funding for their projects, and yet in Japan it seems like anyone who has even a stupid, really really stupid idea for a gag has no apparent problem executing it with enough dough to throw a fake press conference and hire a model? HAHAHAHA GROW RICE IN YOUR BRA HAHAHA. No.
Via BuzzFeed.

Can you grow BRAsmati rice in there?
KA-ZOING!
Hey, you’re laughing until you get hungry for some of that yummy yummy rice. Then who’s laughing? Girl with rice bra, that’s who!
Maybe Lille could produce one of these and advertise it on Blogtown.
Are the Japanese really that innovative and wacky? Or is America just that enamored with unusual combinations of food and boobs?
Speaking as someone who is bewildered by, and knows nothing about, high fashion:
This only strikes me as 5% more ridiculous than most of the high fashion I am exposed to.
I bet we’d all be wearing these things right now, had Japan won World War 2.