On Britain’s Got Talent, a Canadian magician decides he’s better than anyone else in England and tries out for the show… and you know what? HE’S RIGHT. Check out magic man Darcy Oake produce a mind-numbing amount of birds out of thin air and then blow the brain right out of the panel’s head with his final trick. (Skip the terrible first 1:30 of the vid which is just the usual terrible get-to-know him portion of these shows… unless you want to imagine those birds suffocating underneath his coat the entire time.)

SORCERY!!!!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

2 replies on “Magician Can Produce a Zillion Birds, But Fails to Produce World Peace”

  1. All of the judges look like they’ve been roofied. Which they’d have to be in order to enjoy this guy acting like he has magic powers. Duh! He doesn’t, it’s just misdirection and sleight of hand. Come back when you’ve got real magick powers.

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