I know nothing about this other than it’s a fiendishly clever crime spree perpetrated by a Luchador and his ostrich henchmen. (Is the Dark Knight still in retirement?)

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Via Awesomephilia

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

2 replies on “Oh, No. Not Another Luchador/Ostrich Crime Spree!”

  1. Goddammit, Steve, if you’d bother to do your research you’d know that the luchador wasn’t robbing the place, he was just after the customer. Why he had to blow the front off the store, I don’t know…maybe the ostriches wouldn’t fit through the door. (Also, note the ostrich design on his pants.)

    The store owner was quoted as saying “I heard a loud noise and suddenly several ostriches were destroying everything in their path. The wrestler threatened my client, and gave me an ugly look before he left. It all happened so fast.”

    http://www.eluniversal.com.mx/graficos/pub…

  2. I like that the ostriches don’t seem to give a rip. They just walk in and stand there looking around like they’re in a store every day.

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