Merry Christmas, everybody! And to celebrate the most miraculous day of the year, we’re devoting today’s edition of the “Fuckiest Things of 2010” countdown to Insane Clown Posse’s breakout hit, “Miracles.” When this was released back on April 6, 2010, that was the day we realized exactly what the “world” and “life” was actually about, man—and nothing, and I mean NOTHING has been the same since. ICP expanded my brain to the point where it splattered all over my office wall—and that’s a miracle, too. Indeed, ICP: “There’s magic everywhere in this bitch.”
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

“Fucking rainbows…” Ahhh…the bard has spoken
LMAO….it’s so terrible. I was lucky enough to meet Violent J’s son,who is in this video,as well as (I”m assuming) his beautiful daughter. hyper,but great,really sweet little kids who seemed to be having an awesome time and thought that there dad was the greatest. 🙂 alot of love to be had…no matter how crazy people think you are <3 CL