And here we are! It’s the final installment of the fuckiest retrospective ever, “The Fuckiest Things of 2010!” And while we may be tempted to go ahead and preemptively write off 2011 as “fucky” as well—I would ask you to hold your goddamn horses, and remember the words of fucky nominee Chad Goldwasser who told us all back in November to MAKE… THINGS… HAPPEN! Here he is again, and whenever he mentions the word “sales,” I want you to substitute it with “2011”—the year all of us are gonna… MAKE… THINGS… HAPPEN!! YEAH!! TNT!! DYN-O-MITE!
(Or at least don’t kill yourself, okay? Have a great and safe New Year.)

He spoke at a Toastmasters conference last month! Why don’t I live in Austin??!?
(Actually, if I had to listen to him for more than a minute and fifty-one seconds I might have to kill myself, and I think that’s illegal in Texas.)
THIS GUY NEEDS A BASEBALL BALL HIT BETWEEN THE NUTS. TNT!!!
I’d love to see Adrian Conner make something happen to this guy…