And now a public service announcement from the “Share the Sidewalk, Asshole!” foundation:
Picture it, Portland 2014: I’m walking down the sidewalk on a slightly rainy day when I happen to make eye contact with an ardent lunchtime power walker, umbrella in hand, headphones in ears, sneakers and business casual get up, the whole nine… Being a polite human, I move to the side a bit, however… twas not enough, as the person approaching viewed the sidewalk as entirely theirs, so that upon our meeting this individual HAD to stop. This lunchtime exerciser decided to not share the sidewalk, and then asked, “Really?”… To which I say, ‘Yes, you stupid fucking piece of entitled shit, fucking really. I’m sorry you have the personality of fetid vaginal discharge, but fuckin hell, share the fucking sidewalk you stupid asshat. Yes, fucking really.’
Would you like to remind the world to quit hogging your metaphorical sidewalk? Send your rants and confessions to the I, Anonymous Blog—where “Yes, fucking really.”
