The dog stars are aligning over on the I, Anonymous Blog.
From “Keep Your Mean Dogs off Public Transportation“:
Not too long ago, I was on the streetcar when a woman and her pitbull entered the car. the dog promptly grabbed another passenger’s Pomeranian by the head and killed it.
But look what happens to dogs when not taking public transportation! From “One Born Every Minute… Almost“:
You came stumbling out of the trees as I was driving down Columbia Blvd, waving your arms and trying to stop a passerby. Me, in my bigheartedness, turned around and met you on the shoulder. You said something about “thinking you saw a dead dog in the slough and also… something… else… floating in the water.” You said you didn’t have a phone and didn’t want to go back, so I offered to go check it and call if necessary… I looked and looked, went up and down the bank for a good 20 minutes and not a living (or dead) thing was to be seen. I started walking back and all of sudden, 4 shady dudes show up and kind of surround me. Nervous, I ask if they’ve seen a dead dog in the water and they say no. They looked high and creepy, and REALLY suspicious.
Blaurgh-pffle. So much happening here… Why are all these dogs dying? What was that person going to do if they found a dead dog? Maybe feed it to a bigger dog that rides on public transportation? Who knows the best method to search a slough? Who would believe that totally unbelievable story about floating slough things? I have so many questions and not enough answers. Sounds like another day on the I, Anonymous Blog. Go there for your pressing questions/harrowing stories/dead dog diatribes.
