WHAAAAAAAAT????

Standing in line at the Kenton st. Post office. A white guy in line says he’s mailing a bomb. The black female clerk leaves the counter and a white clerk comes out and serves the bomber anyway.they were like old friends.

Mmmm… maybe he said he was sending something to his “mom”? Mother’s day is this Sunday, guys! (Though I don’t think she’d appreciate a bomb.) Got something other than a bomb to get off your chest? Sent your rants and confessions to the I, Anonymous Blog—where bombers go to the back of the line.

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)