If I had a nickel for every time this happened to me? I’d have 27 nickels.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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  1. You should start a Nickelback cover band called Nickel Jar. And at each show, place your giant nickel jar at the front of the stage. And then each time you incorporate into your set one of the things you’ve said would earn you a nickel, you can drop a nickel into the jar. And each time a nickel lands in the jar, the song stops and you tell everyone how much you hate Nickelback.

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