People from our comments section have questions for me… I try to answer them. Today commenter EinsteinStupid asks, “What’s going on inside your underpants, Hump?” GOOD QUESTION. I am intrigued by the science of microbiology, so the moment I received this question, I ran down to the science store, picked up a microscope, and shoved it down my pants. The video I captured was fascinating, educational, and a thought provoking look at the “universe of life” currently crawling around my genitals. Enjoy.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
At least it wasn’t Mark Cuban.
Funniest. Video. Ever. Today.