Don’t get me wrong—I’ll attend whatever you guys send me to, and I’ll do my best to write it up in an entertaining manner.
But in the interests of a Worst. Night. Ever. that even has a chance of going beyond the now cliched “Well, that was a little uncomfortable, but actually totally fine,” I’m going to (SELFLESSLY AND MASOCHISTICALLY, I might add, YOU’RE WELCOME) urge you to read Marjorie’s descriptions of the possible events a tiny bit more carefully before voting ends in a half hour. Worst. Night. Ever. is only as worst as you make it, and so far I’m lucking out.
IN BEFORE SOMEONE HIJACKS THIS THREAD TO TALK ABOUT RESERVOIRS.
I’m assuming people are figuring there’s an easier escape from being on Tabor than there is from being STUCK ON A BOAT.
I was just underwhelmed by all the options. Why not “Design Your Own Coffin Night”? http://pdxpipeline.com/monthly-event-list/…
How about “TrancePDX Cinema Series”? http://www.mcmenamins.com/events/116742-Tr…
Even better, I do believe Country Fair is this weekend. Heck, if it weren’t Sunday, “Make Your Own Slim Jim Night” sounds pretty promising. http://www.pdxmeat.com/2013/06/26/slim-jan…
Nice try, Henriksen, but we’re not biting. (Though maybe that would be a good one.)
Most LDS I’ve known (aside from the couples that come to your door) are fairly nice people, and I imagine a boatride with a bunch of young, single Mormons would be fairly pleasant.
Well done, Blogtown.