It’s gonna be okay.

1. “If you accelerate
   
   to the same speed as
   
   traffic on the freeway… “

   then you’re Way more likely to fit in

   “… I promise that you will find a spot to merge.”

   yeah: Provided they’re Not
   
   all just Inches apart when
   
   You wanna join in

   when you use your elbows in the Grocery
   
   Store to shoehorn your Spot in line
   
   don’t expect Acquiescence
   
   from ALL the Clientele

   but when you Use your Blinker*
   
   and maybe even your Hand
   
   to Ask Permission you’re
   
   vastly More Likely
   
   to find yourself
   
   a Sweet Spot.

   “Zipper merger.”

   is when Two lanes become
   
   One — just like a Zipper!

   so Be-fore the Two become One
   
   match the speed of the cars
   
   alongside you

   and when you Use your Blinker*
   
   (and maybe even your Hand)
   
   to Ask Permission to join the
   
   Procession you’re vastly
   
   More Likely to find
   
   Your-self a sweet
   
   Sweet Spot.

   & Remember: EARLY mergers
   
   just Slow Down the process

   & don’t Forget to say
   
   THANK YOU

   “Learn it know it love it.”
   
   10-4.

   *getting back to the Street

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