
From EW:
Tommy Wiseau has told EW he will theatrically release a 3-D version of his cult movie The Room, either at the end of 2011 or in 2012. “The process is very detail-oriented,” said the actor-writer-director. “But we want to do it because I’m obsessed about 3-D right now, if you ask me.”
I didn’t ask you, Tommy. AND I’M SORRY I DIDN’T!! Obviously, he could’ve stopped there, and we might have ended the day on a normal note. Except he had this to add:
“My bottom will have to be in 3-D because I’m not changing anything,” he explained. “So you’ll be very close.”
I don’t know what he means by that… and yet? I’m tremendously creeped out right now.

adding 3d to films after the fact is lame, come on Tommy refilm the whole thing in 3d.
He means his ass will be in 3D. There’s three or so sex scenes which very predominantly feature his thrusting buttocks. GOOD TIMES!
I am not obsessed with 3D right now, if you ask me.
I’d pluck out one of my eyes to avoid seeing that.
@ $20,000 Pyramid
I’m obsessed with your avatar right now, if you ask me.
Aren’t 2 dimensions of this cinematic steaming shitpile enough? The square suckage of this film already exceeds any reasonable standard; to even contemplate the cubic suckage that would result from Wiseau’s self-indulgent wank-fest boggles the mind.