From least worst to most worst.

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

18 replies on “The Five Worst Beatles”

  1. @Wm. Steven Humphrey

    Well met, sir!

    But who among us has not recorded a heinous top 100 hit and suffered the embarrassment of seeing it all over YouTube?
    I thought not.

    In my reckoning, he deserves sainthood for bankrolling some Monty Python/Terry Gilliam projects. He also deserves our sympathy for having had the love of his life shagged out from under him by that walking paradox of bland mediocrity and superstardom, Eric Clapton.
    Also, he’s not Paul McCartney.

  2. @dimag05 Best Band Ever? You probably also think Friends was the best TV show ever and that Titanic was the best movie ever. The Beatles were great, but please

  3. I figured you guys got paid by who getting clicks and comments, I just didn’t realize you got paid BY the comment. That’s the only explanation for such an obvious pay-attention-and-argue-with-me post.

  4. the amazing thing is that no matter how much you do this kind of shit, The Beatles are still the greatest rock n roll band of all time. see, i said it – and it’s true!

    damn, that’s easy.

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