Life for this person was perfect, until suddenly… IT WASN’T.

I used to get coffee at my work’s lobby cafe every day – but the people are rude and they charge $4.75 for a 12oz mocha. Absolute bullshit. I decided to try out the AM/PM by my bus stop. I LOVED IT! Coffee’s like $2 and the guy behind the counter always sings to me in Spanish.

Well, I’ve noticed in the past 2-3wks that AM/PM isn’t as awesome as I once thought…

What could possibly go wrong at an AM/PM? Find out by reading the rest here, as well as all the other perfectly imperfect posts on the I, Anonymous Blog!

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)