I never thought I’d say this again… but CNN has done something right! If you enjoyed Adult Swim’s Too Many Cooks sitcom parody, and you’re baffled by the upcoming 2016 presidential election, you owe it to yourself to watch this version of Too Many Cooks featuring all the players who will surely take a big political role in 2016. IT’S ALMOST AS CREEPY AS THE ORIGINAL, but this time it’s REAL, and most amazingly of all, CNN produced this beautiful, crazy thing. Bravo, my friends, bravo.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

SMARF 2016!