If you haven’t heard about Cecil, the cat who has set up shop at the Safeway on SE Powell, look it up. See, there’s been a petition formed to allow this cat the right to INFEST this grocery store with its presence. He’s been there for some time wandering the aisles and parking lot and bringing “joy and love” to the masses. Its owners feel that Cecil should have the right to roam freely, be it a busy parking lot or grocery store because “he has the street in his blood.” You know, I’m getting pretty tired of these whacko animal people who believe their little baby can do no wrong. Oh sure, if Cecil were to be KILLED by a car, hey, it was unavoidable… God’s will… if only there was something that could’ve been done to prevent this senseless death. If he shits or pisses in the grocery store and contaminates the food, well hey, it’s nobody’s fault… it could not have been prevented. Since when do animals call the shots around here? Since when is LOGIC AND REASON thrown out and the whims of an insane animal owner adhered to? Since when does the crazy cat lady/man get to make the rules? I say NEVER. There’s no reason to let this animal roam loose in this store other than “Because it makes ME feel good.” Seriously, give me one LOGICAL reason other than that. You can’t, and therefore you are WRONG. But that doesn’t matter in this town… logic and reason mean nothing to you, for you are people who live strictly on emotion. You animal people are fucking crazy.
Crazy Cat People
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Calm down there, Cecil hunter, that little petition can’t trump the law that prohibits animals in grocery stores. You can now return to trying to run over cats and squirrels on the roads.
Cecil is probably 10 times cleaner and has better manners than half of the shoppers at that Safeway though…
Because everyone who cooks in a home that has pets is dying from some form of pet-contaminated food, amiright?
I think Prodigal Son is on to something. Safeway could probably use cat urine and feces to disinfect the store from the filth that shops there.
Just call animal control and the health department, fucking passive-aggressive whiners.
If they resist tell them you don’t want to get toxiplasma
Fuck off.
think how many rats might be lurking around the store if brave cecil were not on the job.
I’m the person who wrote this rant and as the comments here show, logic and reason are not a part of this debate. I love how angry some of you got! Of course, this anger stems from frustration with not being able to come up with a sound argument in favor of allowing this cat to INFEST this store. And, because most of you apparently failed Reading Comprehension: My rant was about crazy animal people who think their babies can do no wrong (see comments above), not about the stupid cat itself. Jesus, it’s like talking to a brick wall around here…
No, it’s more like a completely obtuse bonehead talking to a brick wall. Ever read the comment section here before buddy?
Ya BUD you are the crazy person here. You use the word INFEST multiple times but you have no idea what it means. Why are you so angry at a single cat? Chill out dude.
you have no sense of humor and i hate your whole deal