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In the competitive race for Dumbest American Governor, Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp is hands-down the DUMBEST.
In the competitive race for “Dumbest American Governor,” Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp is hands-down the DUMBEST. Kevin C. Cox / Getty Images

Here’s your daily roundup of all the local and national news about COVID-19. (Like our coverage? Please consider donating to the Mercury to keep it comin’!)

โ€ข First, the good news: SOCIAL DISTANCING APPEARS TO BE WORKING, according to a new analysis from Oregon health officials. Don’t give up, and keep it up!

โ€ข As of yesterday, there were 736 confirmed cases of coronavirus in Oregon, and 19 known deaths. We’re approaching one million cases worldwide. UPDATE: Today the number of confirmed cases in Oregon has risen to 826, and 21 reported deaths.

โ€ข Gov. Kate Brown’s newest anti-eviction order: A ban on commercial evictions for businesses. Businesses that can provide proof to their landlords that COVID-19 has negatively impacted their income will qualify. Our Blair Stenvick has the full story.

โ€ข All four members of the Portland City Council signed a letter on Wednesday stating individuals and businesses affected by COVID-19 “need forgiveness of all residential and commercial rent and mortgage payments for the duration of this emergency.”

โ€ข Unsurprisingly, Travel Portland has seen a big dip in tourism revenue, and has had to lay off 40 percent of its staff.

โ€ข Just under 170,000 Oregonians have filed new unemployment claims in the last two weeks.

โ€ข If you’re looking for a way to help your houseless neighbors during this terrifying time, check out this graphic from PSU and Right 2 Survive on how you can help feed the houseless near you safely.

โ€ข Homemade masks aren’t a proper replacement for medical grade PPE, but they could come in very handy should Portland’s mayor issue a general “everybody wears masks outdoors now” guideline like Los Angeles’ mayor did yesterday.

โ€ข As a reminder, here’s a great tutorial for making homemade masks for yourself and for donations!

โ€ข It’s okay to admit you need help. If you are suffering from trauma or know that we all will be soon, check out this guide from a local therapist on how to deal with these terrible feelings and stay mentally healthy.

IN NATIONAL NEWS:

โ€ข The Kirkland, Washington nursing home that was a hotspot for coronavirus deaths is being fined a whopping $600,000 for failing to report the virus.

โ€ข Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi announced the creation of a bipartisan House Select Committee to oversee federal coronavirus response efforts, and will have the power to issue subpoenas in order to fully investigate any improper actions.

โ€ข Today in chilling visual representations of how inadequate the federal response to the Coronavirus has already been: Watch as COVID-19 becomes the the third-highest daily cause of American deaths in just 31 days. It will likely become #1 on this graph by next week.

โ€ข The president suggested reviving a tax write-off for businesses commonly known as the “three martini lunch” tax break, as a means to help struggling restaurants. Not surprisingly, financial analysis reveals this wouldn’t actually help restaurants very much, and was subject to “tremendous abuse” when it was still active.

โ€ข Today in YIPES, SIGN UP FOR DIRECT DEPOSIT:

โ€ข Georgia’s idiot Governor (andโ€”surpriseโ€”Trump supporter) Brian Kemp says he’s just NOW learning that people without symptoms can spread the coronavirus. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

โ€ข The Democratic National Convention has been moved to August 17, and is expected to see attendance numbers close to “bare minimum.”

โ€ข Welp, this headline is not surprising at all: “Report: โ€™Tiger Kingโ€™ subject Joe Exotic is in coronavirus quarantine.”

โ€ข If you’re having a tough day, get your mood going in a different, more positive direction with the Mercury Cheer Up Club!

โ€ข You need a crap-ton of fun stuff to do while staying safe at home this week, right? Well, we have a crap-ton of stuff for you to do right here, courtesy of your pals at the Mercury!

โ€ข And finally… SOME HEROES DON’T WEAR SHIRTS.