[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds]
Hey, guy driving a blue Subaru westbound in the south park blocks who nearly hit me while walking across the crosswalks and then yelled: “figure it out, bro” to me….
Fucking learn to drive, pay the fuck attention, and respect crosswalks. From your word choice, you certainly didn’t grow up hear. If you wanna move up from California, respect pedestrians and crosswalks.
Next time I’ll key your car, you asshole.—Anonymous