Fuck your Seattle porn contest!

So, for $2000, people send you hours of free bankable amatuer porn? That is printing money right there.

I just figured out what I'm doing if I'm laid off: one amatuer porn contest after another.

Awesome! Assuming a good number of submissions, when will a screening be held?

maybe part of the reason why portland is so sexy is because we don't have to demean ourselves to prove it.

I hear Hump is great, although I've run a home grown porn festival for 3 years that Im guessing Mr Savage has never seen. Hey Dan! Are you judging PDX without trying our DIY porn scene? Preconcieved notions are for people with pants than party.

I see your pegging and raise you a docking:

Bike Porn 3: CYCLE BOUND
Magnusun Park
Seattle
8/8/9

How you like my Mayor's penis now?

What a genuinely weird and fucked up life--to have sex and porn as the absolute focal point of everything you do.

And..."sex positive"? What the fuck does that even *mean*? Code for "Justify my obsessive-compulsive narcissistic life"?

I wonder...Dan, is anything in life sacred to you? Why do you write like you have no soul? (No, Dan, I'm not talking Christianity.)

Yeah, so don't care.

So this what hubby means when he uses this word! Is my face red. I always thought hump indicated a bump or a lump. Does bump or lump mean the same things at, well, hump?

Perfect. Watching my skeezy neighbor knock it out with some vapid hipster sounds like a real winner. Forgive me if I don't buy my tickets in advance.

Boy, you Portland people are a bunch of downers! HUMP is a great time, seriously. Turn those frowns upside down with a healthy dose of PORN!

recapturing porn is important because if we continue to let sexual entertainment be lame our cultural definition of what sex is will also suffer.

Re: Your Mom's House: its true, "sex positive" can be pretty loosely defined, just like your dad after my bike is done pegging him. But the act was sex positive because your pops still feels good about himself afterward and not ashamed about wanting it up the butt. Try having an open, frank back and forth with him. Maybe you will get it too.

I'm sorry, but this is the coolest thing ever! You can talk about demeaning yourself, but you haven't truly demeaned yourself until you've been to a porn store in Texas for a dildo and had to (and I'm not kidding) registrar new your dildo as an 'educational tool.'

Via Sex Positiveness and Viva Porn contests!

Amen, Myrtle!