After months of waffling, Arnold Schwarzenegger has officially joined the ranks of California gubernatorial candidates. The lineup just gets curiouser and curiouser. Think you have what it takes to throw your hat in the mix? Take this easy true/false quiz and find out! Good luck!
T F I am married to a Kennedy.
T F I bikini wax.
T F I am a political columnist.
T F I'll be back.
T F I am a naturalized citizen from Austria.
T F I am a naturalized citizen from Greece.
T F I think that California is in "deep, deep trouble."
T F I am tanned and relaxed.
T F I see California as a stepping stone to the presidency.
T F Jay Leno is a personal friend.
T F Al Franken is a personal friend.
T F The AFL-CIO is a personal friend.
T F I am a vagina expert.
T F I have nothing better to do.
T F My name is Gray Davis.
T F My name is Gray Davis, but not THAT Gray Davis.
T F I am a California resident.
T F I have a political/personal agenda that demands media attention.
T F I am a movie star.
T F I am a millionaire.
T F I am his wife.
T F I am his ex-wife.
T F I am a porn king.
T F I am a porn king in a wheelchair.
T F I am a washed up television midget.
T F I am a B-actress best known for my boobs and billboards.
T F I don't really want to be governor. I just want to meet Arnold.
T F My name is Richard Nixon. And I'm ALIVE!
Did you answer "true" to ten or more of the above? Get off your ass and start filing paperwork--you have what it takes to run for governor of California! People who run for governor of California get along well with people who agree to go on reality shows, Venice Beach tarot cards readers, and gossip columnists. They do not get along well with people who live on the East Coast.
