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I, Anonymous

For Clarification

We HATE you. I speak for every restaurant employee in the Pearl District who has ever worked a First Thursday. If this is your idea of a good time then you are an asshole, no exceptions. You order a disgusting drink and complain it doesn’t taste right. You act like you have no idea how […]

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I, Anonymous

A Bitcher of Beer

Dear men who like head: Hey, self-proclaimed (yet still single) “beer geek,” want better odds on bedding that hot temptress at the end of the bar? Then don’t assume she just rolled off the Hefeweizen bottling line. Why don’t you ask her what her favorite styles of beer are, rather than assuming you need to […]

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